Happy Bottom

Happy Bottom Bum Butter is a 100% natural and vegan cycling cream for sticking down your shorts. Tested on @rseholes and not on animals.


Bum Butter



100% natural ingredients.

Vegan friendly

Pain relief from clove oil - pretty clever eh?

Vegetable glycerine and Egyptian geranium oil absorbs to lower dermis, all the way in to really repair your damaged skin

Antiseptic and anti-bacterial with tea tree oil to stop you growing diseases in your shorts.

PET recyclable containers (you can make fleece jackets out of them)

Tested in the most demanding conditions... in my shorts, on @rseholes and not on animals.

Vegan as hell

Female friendly, it won't make your girly bits zing.

Does not repel sharks or polar bears.

100ml jar goes a very long way, around 7,000 miles

UVP: 19.99 €

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